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Story of my gah damn life.
- Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
- At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
- What is Satan’s last name?
- Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
- Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
- If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
- Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”?
- If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
- If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
- If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?
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Try dancing to this with a partner, while holding grapefruit with your foreheads. Ain’t so easy now, huh?
HAHA OH GOSH THIS SONG. <3
LOL
I WANT NOBODY NOBODY BUT CHUU .
THIS SHIIIIT, made m’daaaay ^-^ lawls i love this :D
this song is the shhhht lol.
LMAO! even though i kinda get irritated by this song playing over and over again, it’s the perfect song. hahaha!
Please don’t make me get bite marks. ><
just seeing her smile makes me happy already! :D plus i love giving and getting hugs. :)